daysofthedad:

True… except Dylan’s middle name is Hendrix so when he does something really awesome we can use the full name. 

daysofthedad:

True… except Dylan’s middle name is Hendrix so when he does something really awesome we can use the full name. 

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What’s a hard drive? Is that something I can e-mail to you?

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josiephone:

THE SASH RINGING THE TRASH SINGINGMASH FLINGINGTHE FLASH SPRINGINGTHE CRASH DINGING 

josiephone:

THE SASH RINGING 
THE TRASH SINGING
MASH FLINGING
THE FLASH SPRINGING
THE CRASH DINGING 

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aussiecoffee asked: Hi Nathan :)

Hello Jake (:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I want to print my logo on a t-shirt

Me: Will the t-shirt white or coloured?

Client: Yes.

Me: …is it white or coloured?

Client: Oh! White!

Me: Do you want the print to last long or is it just for an event?

Client: OK.

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jurassicapark:

My best friend/fiancé Kate (KateorDie) and I are madly in love with each other on a purely platonic level, and are going to be celebrating our love and eternal friendship in October at what we’re calling our Friendship Wedding.

We know some may think its a strange…

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